Gran Torino

Having recently viewed Avatar in 3-D, twice, it’s kind of strange to watch a movie like Gran Torino.  While the former was a glorious cacophony of sight and sound, the latter is brilliantly simple and yet in many ways, far more powerful.  Avatar represents the pinnacle of modern special effects and sensory experience (notice I did not say sensory overload.  That distinction would belong to Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen).  Gran Torino, meanwhile, represents what might be considered the pinnacle of sheer characterization–the most basic elements of storytelling stripped bare of all fanciful special effects, visual trickeries, or even music.  It is a brilliantly simple story with wonderfully complex characters at its center, and its message carries a weight that goes far beyond the feel-good save-the-day tales that are so popular in Hollywood and literature.

Gran Torino, directed by Clint Eastwood, tells the story of a man named Walt Kowalsky who has lost much:  his wife is dead, he hardly knows his children, he hates his neighbors, and his lone companion is a faithful canine named Daisy.  Meanwhile, the neighborhood he has lived in for decades is changing:  Hmong families are moving in to the surrounding houses, and the threat of gang violence begins to rear its ugly head too.  Kowalsky, played by Eastwood, is a grizzled veteran of the Korean War who is one of the grumpiest old men to ever be portrayed on the silver screen.  And while he clings bitterly to the defining moments of his life from the War that have haunted him for decades, he slowly realizes that the world around him is changing and indeed has already changed.  And there’s not much he can do about it.

Gran Torino Kowalsky Tao

Kowalsky showing the neighbor boy how to be a man--by getting a job as a construction worker.

Kowalsky is no hero–he does not pretend to be one now, nor does he claim to have been one during the War.  But he ends up doing what might be considered a heroic deed when he saves one of the youths who live next door from being roughed up by a local gang.  Mind you, his motivation isn’t to save the youth, but to brandish his sense of military power as if it were a sword–to prove to the gang and to himself that he isn’t afraid of anybody, least of all the weak-minded foolish gang members who thrive on the sort of cowardly violence that is so prevalent in their circles.  But his act is interpreted as heroism by the locals, who befriend him against his own will:  they bring him food and he is invited to a gathering at the house next door where he even learns to appreciate a bit of their cooking and possibly even their culture.

At this point, Gran Torino might seem like a dressed-up after school special on racism.  But it’s the gritty realism showcased in the film that gives it a weight far beyond any NEA-endorsed treatise on being nice to others.  Kowalsky is mean, with a vocabulary dripping with some of the filthiest epithets I have heard onscreen in a long time.  Eastwood cuts no corners in depicting the violence of the local gangs, and the bitter mindset of Kowalsky and his friends.  And it’s this sense of reality that draws the viewer in and makes Kowalsky’s story all the more believable.  When he eventually befriends a boy next door and takes him under his wing, despite the fact that the boy tried to steal his precious Ford Gran Torino, their relationship is entirely believable simply because it doesn’t really work.  Not at first, anyway, and not for a long time.  But when it does, it eventually leads up to one of the most powerful and emotional climaxes I have seen in recent memory.  Yes the film does have a message about racism, but I can’t think of a more powerful way to preach it.

Gran Torino Porch

By far the most convincing "Get off my porch" ever spoken by an old man.

Eastwood has had a long and storied career–he has made dozens of films as an actor, and during the past fifteen years he has left his mark on cinema as a director to be reckoned with.  And though some of his films have been too overtly political for my taste (the ending of Million Dollar Baby reeked of typical Hollywood-style proselytizing), it’s clear that he wants to leave his mark on the world in a way that matters.  He has said that Gran Torino was his final acting role, after which he will presumably continue to direct until someone pries the camera from his cold, dead hands.  It’s ironic that a man in his seventies would be so prolific, with films of such quality, but I hope he is able to continue his work for a long time yet.

As a side note, I also appreciate the film’s treatment of Christians.  Kowalsky is not a churchgoing man, but the persistent priest at the church his wife went to eventually does break through to his heart–if only just a little bit.  But the priest and the Church are not mocked or disrespected as so often happens in movies.  The priest is young, energetic, and woefully inexperienced at dealing with men like Kowalsky.  But he and his profession are not treated as a joke, and the priest comes out as almost as much of a hero as Kowalsky.  That’s a rare thing for Hollywood, and one aspect of this movie I highly respect.

Rating:[Rating:4.5/5]

El Mariachi

I haven’t seen many films directed by Robert Rodriguez, which may come as a bit of a surprise to some who know my penchant for action and adventure films.  Nevertheless, for whatever reason, I’m just not very familiar with Rodriguez, despite his prominence as a filmmaker.  I know he directed Desperado, a prominent action movie that launched the American career of Antonio Banderas.  I also know he and erstwhile pal Quentin Tarantino have collaborated on a few projects.  And I saw From Dusk till Dawn about 15 years ago, if that counts for anything.  And so it was from this framework that I figured I’d give some of his movies a shot and see what happens.

To start things off I watched El Mariachi, the first full-length movie Robert Rodriguez directed.  In fact, he wrote, directed, edited, and did much of the crew work himself because the meager budget of $7,000 (financed chiefly through Rodriguez’ participation in a medical study) just didn’t allow for much else.  And while El Mariachi is far from great, it’s a good example of professio ex adversum:  art from adversity.  What Rodriguez lacked in anything resembling production value, he made up for with a captivating central character, an interesting story, and a fast-paced directing style that keeps things interesting and engaging for much of the picture.

The film tells the story of a young Mexican guitar player (Carlos Gallardo) who has set out on his own to find fame and fortune as a mariachi.  He ends up in a sleepy town where the locals mistake him for a killer who dresses in black and carries a guitar case full of weapons.  Realizing that people are after him, the Mariachi decides that hiding out isn’t much of an option, so he finds ways to fight back, sometimes with bloody results.  He also befriends a local woman named Domino who works as a bartender and also has some interesting ties to a drug lord who is connected to the real killer.  It’s an interesting story with a few twists along the way and a surprising ending to boot, and all in all a pretty solid canvas for Rodriguez to paint some compelling action scenes and build a few interesting characters along the way.

The damsel in distress: He's going to scare her with what is clearly a 25-cent cap gun.

While it might be easy to dismiss El Mariachi as a bit too cheesy, a bit too low-budget, and certainly lacking in grandiose Hollywood-style explosions and slow-motion gunslinging scenes, I admire Rodriguez for putting together a fast-paced action film despite the odds against him.  The efficiency with which he tells the story is striking:  we know very little about the Mariachi (who, incidentally, has no name in the movie) but his story is compelling nonetheless.  He and Domino have a relationship that is believable, if far from actually being romantic.  And the action scenes with shootouts in bars and the city streets are surprisingly effective thanks to Rodriguez’ solid cutting and editing even though the weapons and blood squibs are so obviously fake.

And so on its own the film is just average, while at times borderline cheesy.  But as a film that was crafted with passion and dedication despite all odds against the director, it’s practically astounding.  I’m anxious to see Desperado now, the follow-up film that made Rodriguez a force to be reckoned with in Hollywood.

Rating:[Rating:3.5/5]

Hitch

I’m not sure why “Romantic” movies are also coupled with “Comedy,” but for some reason, the two seem inextricably linked like “Peanut Butter” and “(something else).”  But for whatever reason, Romantic Comedies seem to have found their audience, and they’re generally a pretty safe bet for Hollywood producers as well as the viewing public.  Rom-coms don’t usually have massive budgets like sci-fi epics or action movies, and aside from some anomalies like My Big Fat Greek Wedding, they typically don’t dominate the box office but usually have no trouble making their money back.  Most mainstream Rom-Coms rely on the star power of one or two notable actors, a rather formulaic plot, and a feel-good ending that implies the same “happily ever after” resolution as most childhood fairy tales.

That’s not to say Romantic Comedies aren’t enjoyable, just predictable.  Hitch, while still being romantic, comedic, and predictable, does have enough variations from the norm to make it interesting and fun to watch, even though its serious flaws are tough to overlook.  Will Smith plays Alex Hitchens, a guy who “creates opportunities” for people to hook up.  He doesn’t directly pair up guys with the girls of their dreams, but instead he shows guys how to adjust their attitude and self-image so as to appear more attractive and desirable to the women they are trying to go out with.  In the obligatory (for this kind of setup) montage near the beginning of the movie, Hitch shows a socially akward fireman how to be more calm and collected around a particular girl, another guy how to lose some of the bad habits he has picked up, and so on.  Hitch guarantees that he can get any girl to go out with any guy for at least three dates.  This presents a rather interesting problem when a very akward accountant named Albert Brennaman, played by the affable Kevin James, enlists Hitch’s help in getting a date with his client Allegra Cole–essentially this movie’s version of a more intelligent Paris Hilton.  The setup is perfect for showcasing what makes Hitch unique not only within the movie, but within the canon of Romantic Comedies and Hollywood in general:  he refuses to create opportunities for simple one-night stands.  Instead, his goal is to help people find fulfilling, long-lasting relationships that have far more depth than what is usually portrayed on the silver screen.

Hitch and Albert, both searching for love. In other words, too much story for only one movie.

This premise in itself might make for an interesting enough movie on its own, but fortunately the movie is a bit smarter than that and also delves into the backstory of Hitch himself–ironically, though he is known as the “Date Doctor,” he has his own fears of commitment and has never had a long-lasting relationship.  But this divergence in the movie is also one of the film’s weak points, as it is handled a little too clumsily and gives the storyline a distinct lack of focus.  While Hitch is busy helping Albert with proper dance moves at the club, how to speak with confidence, and the “90%” rule of kissing a woman, he is also busy chasing local gossip columnist Sara Meles (Eva Mendes).  And this is where things get a little confusing:  just when we are getting to know Albert and feel empathy for him and his situation, we are taken on a side quest with Hitch as he tries to hook himself up with Sara.  The two of them go on dates with hilarious pratfalls such as Hitch accidentally kicking Sara off her jetski and into the polluted waters of the Hudson River, and Hitch himself getting a horrible outbreak of facial swelling due to a food allergy.  Har!

As if these two plots weren’t enough, there is another subplot involving Sara’s friend Casey and a guy Hitch refuses to work with, because all he wants to do is sleep with her.  This of course leads to misunderstandings, confusion, and the sorts of conflicts that are omnipresent in Romantic Comedies.  In the end, everything plays out about as you would expect, and though I won’t spoil anything here, I will say that pretty much every Romantic Comedy cliche right down the climax and denouement is present here.

Let me be clear:  predictability is not a bad thing, and I don’t mean to cast aspersions on Romantic Comedies in general.  But what keeps Hitch from being more than average is its poor handling of the multiple storylines, and a general lack of character development for everyone but Hitch himself (the relationship between Albert and Allegra is never explored very much, despite ostensibly being the main focus of the movie).  Is it a passable Romantic Comedy?  Sure.  It’s just not much more.

Rating:[Rating:3.5/5]

Arrested Development

Arrested DevelopmentI’m not much of a fan of sitcoms.  Though I grew up on watching Full House ad nauseum, I started to realize in the middle of my high school years that something just didn’t sit right with me when it came to situational comedies.  The inane punch lines, extremely predictable joke setups, and worst of all, the canned laughter (it’s as if the TV is telling me “You’re too dumb to realize when something is funny…so we’ll tell you when to laugh!”) really started to grate on my nerves after a while.  Some time during college, possibly when one of the worst sitcom offenders of modern times, Friends, was hitting its apex (or as I would say, its nadir), I virtually swore off sitcoms altogether.  Even now I can hardly sit through a 22-minute episode of any given sitcom with a laugh track–it’s a dead giveaway that the characters were spawned after many a focus group session, and I can see the jokes coming a mile away.

It was with this vestige of trepidation that I approached Arrested Development.  During its short run on the airwaves a few years ago I heard a few online critics sing its praises, and a handful of my friends told me they liked it, but I thought it was another cookie-cutter sitcom and dismissed it outright.  But oh, how wrong I was.  How very, very wrong.

George Michael Bluth, played by the venerable Michael Sera.

Having just finished the entire series on DVD a week ago, I still find no other way to describe it than to simply say it is quirky.  Sometimes it’s funny, as in ha-ha funny, and other times it’s odd, and on a few occasions its downright uncomfortable.  But it is not, in any way possible, guilty of the sins of its forbears:  formulaic plots, cardboard cutout characters, predictable punchlines, or a laugh track.  The premise of the show, which revolves around the Bluth family, is neatly explained in the opening credits:  And now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together… It’s Arrested Development. The family in question, though, is far from normal, and its this collection of odd characters that makes the show so downright endearing.

To list off the members of the Bluth family does not do their characters justice, and this space does not really allow for an adequate summary.  Suffice it to say, though, that the family is very very odd.  From the manipulating, womanizing, but somehow lovable patriarch George, to his sneaky but charming wife Lucille, to their grown children Gob, Michael, Lindsay, and Buster, the cast is as strange as they come.  But strange due to circumstances:  a life of wealth and luxury has resulted in a virtual growth stunt for all involved, and hardly any of them know how to function in a world where people need jobs, goals, and gumption to succeed.  Each family member is seriously flawed but ultimately lovable, and its these characters, not necessarily the situations they find themselves in, that form the basis for one of the best shows in recent years.

Lindsay's husband, Tobias Funke (David Cross), who provides some of the more memorable character moments.

Any show can claim to have a cast of eccentric characters, and simply putting these people in a given situation does not guarantee quality.  Rather, its the combination of odd individuals, strange situations (the family vehicle is an airport stair car, the side business is a frozen banana stand, George Michael may or may not be in love with his cousin Maeby, Buster’s hand gets bitten off by a rogue seal that escaped from one of Gob’s magic shows, etc.) and solid writing that raises Arrested Development above the level of so many of its would-be peers in Sitcom World.

Each episode is more or less anchored by Michael, the one member of the family who has any sense of real-world gumption, direction in life, or moral fortitude.  As the rest of his family struggles to correct their lives, all the while oblivious to just how stupid their various ideas and plans are, Michael strives in vain to bring order to chaos, meanwhile trying to be the kind of father that he never had.  In most episodes, a host of odd conflicts are introduced and play out in various unpredictable ways, until being (mostly) tied up at the end–often through the use of a plot device that seemed trivial at the beginning.

And that’s where the genius of the show comes in:  not in one-off punch lines or cheap sexual innuendos, but in using eccentric characters to drive the interesting conflicts, and bring things to a logical (if sometimes far-fetched) conclusion by the end of each episode. And through it all is the omniscient Narrator (voiced by show creator Ron Howard), a character unto himself, who often speaks the things that we the audience are thinking, and provides bits of insight into the situations at hand.  It’s the icing on an already delicious cake that makes the show even more enjoyable to watch.

I wonder how things would have played out had the show not been prematurely canceled by FOX.  But I do appreciate that during the final episodes the creators knew they were faced with cancellation (at one point the Narrator actually begs the viewers to “tell your friends” about the show) and brought the many plotlines of the show back together for a brilliant final episode that is the very definition of the literary concept of bookending.

Some have talked of a movie based on the show, and others moved on to similar shows like 30 Rock and Scrubs, but I am just looking forward to the opportunity to watch the existing series again.  It was a gem of intelligence and wit, and broke the Sitcom mold to become one of the best shows on TV.  It was Arrested Development.

The Bluth Family: Gob, George Sr., Lindsay, Tobias, Michael, Lucille, George Michael, Maeby, and Buster.

Rating:[Rating:5/5]

Avatar (Take-Two)

Avatar is not a movie.  It is an experience.  It is a thoroughly engrossing cinematic wonder, mighty and powerful to behold as it grips you with images and sights too incredible to believe, while simultaneously touching you with a tender story that is, at its most basic level, a simple tale of star-crossed love–the kind of tale which has been told for generations upon generations and is as old as time itself.  Avatar is a technological marvel, while thoroughly obliterating the barrier between technology and reality.  Avatar is a film unlike any I have ever seen.

Perhaps it’s the adrenaline talking here, as I left the theatre not more than a half hour ago, and am still trying to process just what it was that I saw.  Perhaps it’s my admiration for James Cameron.  Perhaps it’s my inner sci-fi fanboy being set loose once again–the same force that caused me to go see The Phantom Menace more than ten times in the theatre, just because it was Star Wars.  Or perhaps, perhaps, Avatar really is that good.

Before discussing the storyline, I have to first deal with the planet itself.  All the action of Avatar takes place on Pandora, a world far from here that is a mixture of ecologies unlike anything seen in film or art.  To call it a jungle would be like saying the Mona Lisa is just some painting.  Pandora is as rich and full of life as any locale here on earth, and is inhabited by animals, trees, and human-like beings so realistic there is literally nothing to distinguish them from any of the visual elements of the movie that actually are real.  This is computer-generated imagery the likes of which has not been seen.  Ever. If Weta Digital’s creation of a thoroughly realistic Gollum was a foot in the door, showing us what was possible with computer graphics, the world and creatures of Pandora take that door and blow it to kingdom come.

Jake Sully and Col. Miles Quatrich examine the village the Na'Vi call home.

After this, anything is possible.

To be clear:  every frame, every single frame, of what I saw onscreen last night displayed more life, depth, and richness than what I thought was possible in any given movie as a whole.  I don’t know how James Cameron thought of this world, but he serves up vistas so grand and stunning, supported by creatures so fair and delicate (the floating “seeds” that come down from one special tree are exquisite wisps of life that look so real you will try to reach out and touch them), that it feels as if you aren’t watching a movie, but living right alongside the Na’Vi as they explore the planet of Pandora.

If one could level any criticisms at Avatar, it would be for the fairly lightweight story:  humans = bad, native peoples = good.  Humans want a precious mineral that resides underneath the Na’Vi’s main village, they must either convince them to leave or force them to leave.  Since the humans are mostly a military bunch, headed by a greedy corporate honcho and a trigger-happy Marine commander, and since this is also a James Cameron movie, it’s a foregone conclusion from the get-go that the two forces will end up battling each other rather than just talking their way out of the mess.  But rather than say the story is simplistic, I would describe it as simply uncomplicated.  No labyrinthine plotlines or story mechanisms are required here:  Cameron simply asks us to watch as he lets his world unfold before our eyes, to see marine Jake Sully fall in love with Neytiri, the Na’Vi who helps Sully’s avatar learn the ways of her people.

Sully's avatar experiences the floating seeds of Pandora.

Some movies are fun to see in a theatre because of the loud volume, big screen, and excitement of the crowd.  Avatar is a film that must be experienced in a theatre, especially one that has a 3D projector.  Cameron uses the third dimension to eliminate any last vestige of reserve that might exist in the viewer’s mind that this world is imaginary.  There are no cheap gimmicks here, or things flying at the viewer just for the sake of doing it in 3D.  No, the 3D element renders the movie completely, utterly immersive.  A believable depth of field surrounds the viewer, and everything from smoke and dust particles to missiles exploding and trees collapsing takes place in all three dimensions.  The best special effects, like the best seasoning on a meal, are the ones that are so good the viewer doesn’t even notice them or single them out as effects.  Cameron’s use of 3D is so elemental to Avatar that you forget it’s there, and become completely enveloped in the experience of it all.

Children enjoy fairy tales partly because they like to entertain the possibility that such fantastical worlds of dragons, fairy godmothers, and magical wizards could really exist.  Avatar is a fairy tale come to life, and James Cameron invites his viewers to return to their childhood imaginations and believe, for two and a half hours, that the world of Pandora really exists.  And when I stepped out of the theatre, I was almost convinced it was actually real.

Rating:[Rating:5/5]

A Christmas Story

A Christmas StoryFirst, a confession:  Until last week I had never seen A Christmas Story.  I had heard all the references that tend to crop up around this time of year, with people around me tossing jokes around like “You’ll shoot your eye out!” and something about a leg lamp, as well as sticking tongues to flagpoles.  And until last week I would laugh mildly, vaguely knowing what they were talking about but secretly, shamefully, knowing that I run a movie review web site but had not seen Bob Clark’s timeless Christmas masterpiece.

But no more!  Having finally laid witness to the tale of young Ralphie and his quest for a Red Ryder BB Gun, I not only finally understand all the jokes and references, I also understand why this movie really deserves its status as a tried-and-true classic.  It’s not just about a boy who wants a present, it’s a tale that captures the essence of childhood in a simpler time when computers, internet, and even things like thermostat-controlled furnaces in homes were the stuff of far-flung science fiction.  Young Ralphie has a Norman Rockwell existence:  two married parents, one younger brother, an elementary school close enough to walk to, and a big radio in the living room that fills his head with stories of Annie Oakley adventures.  Sure his parents argue, there’s bullies at school who torment him and his friends, the family car is less than reliable, and he gets into trouble for swearing, but the idyllic Americana on display here is indellibly vintage, and I would wager that anyone, whether kid or adult, could find something with which to identify in this (dare I say it?  Yes, I do!) charming little movie.  And its the way in which this exaggerated tale of childhood perfectly captures its subject matter that raises it above so many similar movies and into the realm of American film canon.

When filming, the pole was warm and Flicks tongue was stuck on an air compressor.  :-)

When filming, the pole was warm and Flick's tongue was stuck on an air compressor. :-)

The story is delightfully simple: Grinning, wide-eyed Ralphie wants nothing more than a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas, and will do anything to make it happen.  He tries to drop hints to his parents, writes a theme paper about it for his teacher, and waits for hours in line at a department store to meet Santa and tell him personally.  But Ralphie’s quest is a backdrop for which the idea of childhood longing and imagination, as well as a loss of innocence, are beautifully played out.  From the moment he lays eyes on the BB Gun in a store window, the thought of owning it consumes Ralphie–he dreams of saving his family from a band of marauders, and wistfully listens to radio programs extolling the virtues of the heroes of the Old West, knowing that he could join their ranks if only he was presented with the small-gauge Excalibur he so desperately wants.  But like many things we all long for, it lies just painfully out of reach, though that leaves him perpetually undaunted, and like Quixote, he will continue to chase after his Red Ryder windmill despite the futility of such a gesture–what with every adult in his life telling him that such a prize would doubtless render his biological ocular instrument duly incapacitated.

Because the story is narrated by a grown-up Ralphie, recounting those events of his childhood, the entire movie is populated with exaggerated caricatures:  an out-of-touch father who screams profanities when things don’t go his way, a mother who almost literally smothers her offspring with overbearing gestures of caretaking, a teacher who obviously had no childhood herself and exists only to soullessly pound requisite educational materials into her pupils’ skulls full of mush, a yellow-eyed schoolyard bully…and so on.  In fact, much of the movie reminded me of a live-action Calvin and Hobbes comic.  Ralphie’s overactive imagination magnifies people to ridiculous proportions (his teacher, he imagines, nearly swoons over his A-grade writing assignment.  His parents and brother hail him as a conquering hero as he defends the house against would-be robbers with his new BB Gun), but isn’t that how we all remember life when we were kids?

A Christmas Story isn’t perfect, but rarely does a movie so perfectly capture the essence of what it’s like to be a kid.

Rating:[Rating:4.5/5]

2012

There’s a marked difference between Roland Emmerich and Michael Bay, though it’s sometimes hard to pinpoint exactly what makes the two directors different given the subjet matters of their movies.  Both directors are famous for over-the-top action sequences, larger-than-life heroes, and generally punishing their audiences into abject submission.  Bay’s directorial resume includes such cinematic bombast as Bad Boys 1 and 2, Con Air, Armageddon, and both Transformers movies.  He also tried his hand at a tad bit of character-driven stories with The Island and Pearl Harbor, but middling box office returns sent him right back to the safe territory of blow-the-heck-out-of-everything movies.

Emmerich, on the other hand, has a curriculum vitae that includes a similar cachet of explosion-riddled celluloud:  Stargate, Independence Day, Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow, and now 2012.  True, he has also attempted projects that are at least in the same metaphorical continent as what we might consider subtlety (The Patriot being his most notable, though its black-and-white, good-and-evil depiction of the Revolutionary War was hardly true-to-life), but his hallmark is, like Bay, blowing lots of stuff up.

Where the two directors differ, though, is in how they approach their audiences.  Bay seems to have a general contempt for his viewers, as if each subsequent movie is another blow to a mythical schoolyard bully upon whom he is still trying to exact retribution.  “Oh yeah?” he screams with each round of lightning-quick cuts and exploding flotsam, “Take that!  Still not had enough?  Well here’s some more!” Repeat ad nauseum, and thus Transformers 2 was born.

No master of understatement himself, Emmerich seems to understand that people go to his movies (and here is the key difference) to have a good time. Yes there are political messages (ID4 implored earthlings to recycle, Day After Tomorrow aimed an icy claw at Vice President Dick Cheney) but this is the director who brought us Will Smith’s very funny one-lining Captain Steven “Maybe I’ll just leave this here with you” Hiller and Mathew Broderick’s do-gooding geeky scientist in Godzilla.  People see Emmerich’s movies for the whiz-bang effects, but they also identify more with the characters (as opposed to Bay’s caricatures), and the story is more often than not the vehicle that carries the scenery–again, a moviemaking philosophy which is diametrically opposed to that of Michael Bay.

John Cusack does an admirable job in his first action movie role in nearly a decade.

John Cusack does an admirable job in his first action movie role in nearly a decade.

That brings us to Emmerich’s latest opus, the aw-heck-just-blow-up-everything 2012.  If you have seen the trailer (click the poster above if not), you have pretty much seen the movie or at least know what’s going to happen when you pay your $8.50 at the box office.  Not content with eviscerating buildings, cities, or countries, Emmerich now does away with pretty much the whole world.  But you already knew that.  The question, though, remains:  is it a good movie?

The answer is more than a simple “Yes” or “No” (Bay would do well to note this concept).  Is the movie entertaining?  Certainly.  Is it engaging?  More often than not.  Does it have its missteps?  Absolutely.  But when it’s all said and done, and the bucket of popcorn is sitting at your feet next to your empty soda cup, will you like the movie?  Yeah, probably.

Believe it or not, what carries this movie isn’t just a load of special effects.  It’s actually a pretty solid story about a regular guy named Jackson Curtis (John Cusak) who is down on his luck and forced to make some incredible choices and sacrifices in order to save his family.  What makes it more interesting, though, is that he and his wife Kate, played by Amanda Peet, are divorced, his children call him by his first name, and he also manages to find good qualities in his ex wife’s new boyfriend.  In fact, the new boyfriend Gordon is also a pretty decent guy who really does seem to care for Kate, and has his own share of heroics and self-sacrificing moments throughout the movie.

Not to belabor the point, but it’s these sorts of character-driven stories beneath all the special effects that are the hallmark of Emmerich’s films.  No, we’re not talking Shawshank Redemption or anything, but by making the protagonist just a regular dude who’s trying to save his family, one can strip away all the visual trappings of 2012 and find a nice heartwarming story underneath.

If all you want is explosions and destruction, 2012 has you covered.

If all you want is explosions and destruction, 2012 has you covered.

Characters aside, though, I must admit the reason I was so eager to buy my ticket to see the movie was to bear witness to some of the most epic destruction sequences ever committed to film.  And I was not disappointed.  Like True Lies did with the action hero genre, 2012 simultaneously pokes fun at the disaster movie genre by going so over the top that one can’t help but admire and enjoy it.  Skyscrapers tumble, mountains explode, entire coastlines are laid to waste, and when the Yellowstone caldera explodes we are treated to one of the most gargantuan explosion scenes ever in the history of movies.  It’s awesome, man.  The sheer spectacle of it all is just fantastic, and a whole lot of fun to watch.

At the same time, though, there’s a healthy dose of death and sorrow to go with the high-energy explosiveness, but in a film about the end of the world that sort of thing is to be expected.  We see entire crowds crushed beneath falling buildings, watch people plummeting to their deaths, and witness mass-scale human terminations of genocidal proportions.  And while it’s not bloody per se, it is pretty intense and even a tad depressing.  But hey, it’s a film about the end of the world–what would you expect?

There’s a few subplots here and there to tug at the ol’ heartstrings too, but the story of a brave scientist trying to reconnect with his estranged father, a president who, for inexplicable reasons, refuses to be saved during the evacuation of the White House, and a heartless Russian billionaire with all the money in the world but lacking the one thing money can’t buy (spoiler alert: he’s lonely.  Awww.), are all just window dressing and almost serve as distractions.  Also, the runtime of 3 hours is a bit much to take, and a few scenes could definitely have been trimmed out.

Nonetheless, 2012 is an enjoyable movie–comparisons to Michael Bay notwithstanding, I had a good time and enjoyed John Cusak in his first true action role since  Con Air. And while end-of-the-world movies can be a bit of an emotional drag, this one had enough eye candy to make me want to see it again.  Here’s hoping the DVD has a stellar director’s commentary…

Rating:[Rating:4/5]

Walmart: The High Cost of Low Price

Reviewing a documentary can be a bit tricky, since it’s not always easy to divorce oneself from the subject matter of the movie and do an objective writeup.  So in the interest of full disclosure, I should probably get a few things out of the way off the bat regarding my relationship with America’s largest retailer.

Historically, my taste for Walmart has swung from nonchalance to animosity and back to somewhere between the two.  I have never had a particular affinity for the store, but there have been a few periods of time during which I stood on a rather feeble soapbox and carried out lowly one-man boycotts of it.  In college I went through a period of a few years during which I didn’t set foot into a Walmart, but now I shop there once every other week or so for a few things–as well as the local grocery store and other places too.

Had I watched this movie during my college years I would have been cheering it on for its exposé of Walmart’s shady business practices, somewhat disdainful treatment of women and minorities, shady environmental practices, and the like.  But I would have also failed to notice the movie’s decidedly one-sided treatment of these issues, and much like the director Robert Greenwald, I would have probably been first in line to condemn the Walton family for eternity.  Things are a bit different now, though…

But I’m getting ahead of myself here.  Let’s step back and look at how this movie functions as a documentary, and I must say, it handles its subject matter pretty well–up to a certain point, anyway.  Not content to focus on one aspect of Walmart, Greenwald examines myriad ways in which the retailer is not as wholesome as its smiley-faced logo would have the public believe.  His thesis (Walmart = evil) is supported by several vignettes, each of which serves to highlight a particular way in which Walmart is a abomination unto mankind.  He of course launches into the requisite run-the-small-guys-out-of-business complaint, choosing to focus on a hardware store owner whose 40+ year family business was done in by the construction of a nearby Walmart.  Charges of racism are brought to light through interviews with a management trainee who was allegedly told by her manager that she was ultimately denied the position because she was a black female.

The films climax showcases several communities that have successfully blocked Walmart from building nearby.

The film's climax showcases several communities that have successfully blocked Walmart from building nearby.

Similar accusations of malfeasance are brought forth via interviews with employees from all over the Walmart food chain (entry-level cashiers to former multi-decade managerial types) as well as people on the periphery, such as conservationist experts and even Chinese factory workers.  In fact, one of the most poignant segments involves a young Chinese girl who works in a factory making products for Walmart.  When word gets around that an inspector is going to be coming to the factory to investigate working conditions, the girl explains that she and her coworkers were taught specifically how to lie in order to cover up their deplorable work environment.  However, one of the weakest points made by Greenwald is in the area of environmental concern, where his entire argument is supported with only one interview with a public environmental worker who had a great deal of trouble getting one particular Walmart store to properly cover up some palettes of fertilizer.  Not much ammunition for the accusation that the entire company is environmentally irresponsible.

Intercut through all these individual stories, though, is footage of the company CEO, Lee Scott, specifically making claims that Walmart is *not* evil.  He states at a company meeting that Walmart is a great place to work, while Greenwald rolls interview footage with employees who decry just the opposite.  Scott claims that Walmart will work together with communities, while Greenwald shows how they specifically try to choke local businesses and build outside city boundaries in order to avoid paying taxes that would benefit the community.  It’s this type of point-counterpoint style that sets High Cost of Low Price apart from other documentaries, and serves to do a great deal in order to bolster Greenwald’s claim of Walmart’s inherent infamy.

Lee Scott, the president of Walmart.

Lee Scott, CEO of Walmart.

However, where I take issue with the film, and thus where it ultimately fails as a documentary and becomes more of a propaganda piece, is the fact that it completely ignores any argument that Walmart might *not* be evil.  Greenwald never interviews low-income families who are able to get clothes because of Walmart’s low prices.  He never talks with seniors who benefit from Walmart’s cheap generic prescription drugs.  He steers wide of any employee who does happen to enjoy his or her job at Walmart and only focuses on those who have been wronged.  It’s a classic case of the blind men and the elephant; there is much more to the story that is entirely ignored here.

A quote on the poster at the top of this article compares High Cost of Low Price to Morgan Spurlock’s famous documentary about McDonald’s, Super Size Me.  Ultimately both movies fail to be truly convincing because they ignore one crucial point:  if you don’t like something, don’t buy it.  The real indictment here should be the people who support Walmart, just as the problem with fast food isn’t entirely the fault of McDonald’s, it’s the fault of those who choose to eat at McDonald’s. While Walmart certainly could clean up their act, they do a lot of good for various communities too–and again, I’m trying hard to stay away from judging the thesis of the movie.  I just think High Cost of Low Price fails to be truly convincing, and thus fails to be effective as a documentary, because it is so one-sided and brazenly biased.

Rating:[Rating:2.5/5]